However, I did have the Top 20 hammered down months ago and I still felt like posting them. So, even if you ignored the previous posts, please download this one. The song quality, obviously, is stellar or it wouldn't be the end of the list.
Favorites Of The 2000's: 20-2
I'll be back next Sunday with a track by track and my number one absolute favorite song of the 2000's.
20. Martin Devaney - Flowers On The Doorstep
I first heard this one while listening to The Local Show on The Current one Sunday when they were doing an all request show. It took me about nine seconds to be totally enthralled and about 45 minutes to get to Cheapo and pick up the album.
Martin Devaney certainly has a way with tales of heartbreak, but setting this one to waltz time seems to have given it a little extra sense of formality and sentimentality. And that violin line is the audio equivalent of a sad, long-winded, inevitable but not desired break up. Plus, the lyrics just kill. “Boys, you should see the way she dances/a drunken compass of a blur…” is the kind of description that’s remarkably vague, specific, and completely relatable.
19. Aesop Rock - No Regrets
Only Aesop Rock would frame his mission statement in the third person. Aesop’s portrait of Lucy and her misunderstood life and misunderstood work doubles as Aesop explaining that even though we may never understand the art he creates, it’s something that he (or any other artist really) has to do to find fulfillment. “I knew what I wanted and did it until it was done, so I’ve been the dream I wanted to be since day one.” In short, the journey is its own reward.
Sidenote: Phil and I freaked the fuck out when he dropped this song at Soundset. Not really a song you’d expect at an outdoor festival.
18. Of Montreal - Bunny Ain’t No Kind Of Rider
For nearly four minutes, Kevin Barnes finally got it. Of Montreal manages to wrap at least four good hooks into this one, yet each one is allowed to breath and find its way into your frontal lobe. Plus, it makes you feel fucking great to refer to some girl who has rejected you by explaining to your friends that she, “Ain’t got no soul power.”
17. Lupe Fiasco - Kick, Push
This song is the textbook example of that special place rap found after gangsta rap became a joke (thanks Fiddy!) and Eminem finally became a joke (We get it, your wife sucks, your mom sucks, your kid’s great, you only have 4 things to say. I‘ll still watch 8 Mile though).
For years and years hip-hop spoke to black kids the same way punk rock spoke to white kids. With “Kick, Push” Lupe tried to make it clear that whether it’s skateboarding, beats, or guitars, kids are always looking “for a place to be.”
16. Modest Mouse - Ocean Breathes Salty
“Float On” gets a lot of credit for being the song where Isaac Brock quit being Mr. Negativity and embraced a good hook, but compared to “Ocean Breathes Salty” “Float On” sounds like, “C’Mon, Get Happy!.”
Anyone can put on a smiley face, but lyrically, “Ocean Breathes Salty” shows the kind of introspection that marks Brock’s turn toward maturity. Punctuated on several occasions by the line, “I had to think a while,” it’s clear that he’s finally able to see both the good and bad. “That is that, and this is this…” Life’s complicated.
Musically, this song still blows me away. I don’t know how they got that high guitar noise that seems to float over the whole song, but it was a stroke of genius. Only Modest Mouse could have written this song, and thank god they did.
15. Jay-Z - Heart Of The City (Ain’t No Love)
No song in the last 10 years has sounded better blasting out of car speakers while tearing down the highway. I don’t even know what’s second. Probably “99 Problems.” We all owe Kanyeezy a drink for this beat.
Lyrically, with the exception of one misguided “faggots” line, Jay just crushes it. He’s gone from, “I’m gonna go get it,” mode to “I got it, show some respect” mode. “Jigga held you down 6 summers, damn, where’s the love?”
Of course, Jigga put out one more classic album (The Black Album) before he fell too far over the line, demanding respect for subpar albums. But right here, in the middle of The Blueprint, he wanted it and you had to give it to him.
14. The Plastic Constellations - Black Market Pandas
I absolutely love this song, but it always makes me a little sad. With Crusades and We Appreciate You The Plastic Constellations had finally struck the right balance between post-punk guitar, hip-hop lyrical pacing and absolutely fucking killer hooks (You should see me sing that, “South Minnnesoooota!” line while I’m driving. Not pretty.). I know it took a long time for them to find that balance, but they were right there At this trajectory they would have been running the Twin Cities by the end of the decade. Ah well… TPC, motherfucker, cop a feel or two!
13. Doomtree - Gander Back
I was torn with which DTR track was going to crack the Top 20, ultimately “Gander Back” over “Kid Gloves” for a couple of reasons.
1. Doomtree is a hip-hop collective. Hip-hop. I don’t say this to take anything away from Cecil Otter or Dessa because lord knows I love what they do. They are absolutely indispensable parts of the DTR equation. That being said, Mictlan, P.O.S., and Sims are pure MC’s. I bet the chorus was the very last thing they wrote for this song. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a twelve minute version of this song on the cutting room floor with these three just tearing off verse after grimy verse.
2. Lyrically, this song encompasses exactly what makes independent hip-hop great. It reminds you that there’s no shame in picking a vision, setting a goal, and working your ass off to make it happen. “You want the view from the roof, don’t wanna build from the bottom? Truth is we got ‘em, brick by brick over fist, with or without ‘em.” It’s yours to build and you shouldn’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Sidenote: I was talking to Mictlan a couple days ago about this song and he mentioned that when he says, “Doing that MC Hammer dance,” he was actually doing the Hammer dance. Real recognize real.
12. Radiohead - 2+2=5
You’re probably wondering how something off Hail To The Thief went top 20 while “The National Anthem,” “Knives Out,” & “All I Need” are nowhere to be found. Good question. Those songs are all probably better than this one, but this is my list and this one’s personal.
As far as I know this is the only Radiohead song that Phil knows and I can’t ever listen to it without picturing him singing along in his best Thom Yorke voice (which is ten times funnier when we’re drunk). And I can’t think of that without grinning like an idiot. It’s my list and I can make up whatever criteria I want. I think “Song makes me smile from ear to ear” is a legit factor and this one scored big.
11. Murs (w/Joe Scudda)- Silly Girl
Another personal choice. This song has so many lines that have become regular fixtures of Phil & my conversation that I’ll have to break it down.
1. “I’m at where I’m at and I’ma be where I’ma be and that’s about all you need to know…”
When girls text one of us at random or when we’re out painting the city gold.
2. “It’s not hot, it’s not cute, it’s not getting you anywhere, and it’s about to get you fired…”
Usually referring to the slightly angrier text follow-up text from aforementioned girl when the first text is ignored.
3. “One day at the crib she gonna let you break ground…”
Um, self-explanatory
4. “That’s how it be when your falling in…um… I wouldn’t say that…”
Ha! We’re bad people.
5. “Silly little girl, simple little girl, you didn’t want me when I wanted you…”
Instant “my girl and I broke up and I’ve gone super-fucking-emo” antidote.
6. “I took Tasha to the Hyatt, oh yeah, I went there again…”
As far as I know neither of us has actually brought a girl to the Hyatt. Or even set foot in a Hyatt. Still, fun line to drop.
7. “That story about that cow and that milk ain’t a fact, ‘cause if you wait too long that milk goes sour, and I like my lovin’ hot no more cold shower.”
I played this song specifically for that line while driving Phil and his girl home from Minnehaha Lanes once. There is nothing as fun as an inside joke between two people when there’s four people in a car.
10. Wilco - Impossible Germany
For the record, I have no clue what Jeff Tweedy’s singing about, but he sounds absolutely perfect singing it. No one else’s voice could pull this song off. Plus, when you’re feeling down, the line, “This is important, but I know you’re not listening…” will cut straight to your heart.
Now, if you’re reading this, you probably know me. You know that I am not a guitar junkie by any stretch of the imagination. I usually view guitar solos as a kind of non-sexual masturbation. And if you’re gonna take the sexual aspect out of masturbation then, y’know, what’s the point?
However, the second half of this song is a perfect little storm whipped up here by Tweedy and Nels Cline. With Cline taking the lead for the first half, it sounds like vintage Steely Dan, professional, clean, and enjoyable. Then, halfway through, Cline freaks the fuck out and starts fuzzing up his part like crazy while the Tweedy side catches a brilliant groove, eventually taking over the song until the two-parts come crashing back into each other. I saw them do this song live in Duluth, outdoors, in the rain, and neither missed note. It was absolutely mind blowing.
09. Kanye West - The Glory
I already gave this one 200 words a while back, but I’ll talk this shit again. Kanye’s ego (always his most intriguing trait) is in full on you-can’t-sit behind-me mode. “I’m pop, The Barkers, I’m hood, The Parkers…” He’s everything to everyone. And, in case that’s too cryptic, we get, “With my ego, I could stand there in a Speedo and still be looked at like a fuckin’ hero!” and, “When you meet me in person, what do you feel like? I know, I know, I look better in real life!” I can’t get enough of this.
If you really want to be blown away, try to tune out Kanye and just listen to this beat. He’s certainly got the talent to back up the ego.
08. Graham Wright - Medicine Hat
This is my absolute favorite love song from the 2000’s. Unlike Coldplay’s “The Scientist” (which is about a love that probably shouldn’t have ended, but Chris Martin’s a fuck up and, hey, “Nooobody said it was eeeeaaassssyyy”) and Death Cab For Cutie’s “I Will Follow You Into The Dark” (which is about a love that actually seems to come to fruition, even if it is romantically morbid), “Medicine Hat” blows them both away in a scant 138 seconds.
How? Because somehow Graham Wright struck the most relatable chord. I don’t know if this song (or the EP it came from, which seems to revolve around this same unattainable relationship) is true or not, but it’s genius.
Look, we’ve all been in love with someone we can’t have. And usually it plays out just like this song. Part of the reason you love this person is because you know them. You’re comfortable with them. You do things like take long car rides with them. You turn the radio up and sing along together. You take weird, platonic naps with each other. You don’t get upset when their boyfriend or husband calls (because that would upset them, and that’s the last thing you’d want to do), but you don’t tell them either. You just pretend it’s not important and enjoy your little shared moment. Graham Wright is a heart-wrenching genius.
07. Cecil Otter (w/P.O.S.) - Traveling Dunk Tank
This is my favorite live song of the last decade. Fifth Element, Triple Rock, Mainroom... It absolutely kills (especially that bonus third chorus).
It's my understanding that P.O.S. & Cecil are the root of this whole crazy Doomtree phenomena. It's easy to see why they've been so successful. Notice the way P.O.S. attacks this beat, sticking a "nuh-uh" before the verse while Cecil waits for the beat to hit, sitting back and making a delayed entrance into his verse. Perfectly complimentary. Add the second best chorus in the Doomtree catalog and you have one hell of a song.
06. Why? - Fatalist Palmistry
A lot of Why? songs leave you trying to figure out exactly what the fuck you just listened to. And that’s why this one stand out. Yoni Wolf brilliantly ties together a bunch of (probably) fictional non-sequitirs about psychics, cats, birds, jet streams, painted ponies and a “song on my palm that you can’t read…” with a chorus that makes it clear that, yeah, life’s OK. In fact, we’re all pretty lucky to be, “alive, and loved, and wide-eyed in (our) time…”
Plus, this song contains the achingly poignant line, “I’m lucky to be under the same sky that held the exhale from your first breath like a ring on a pillow of clouds…” Maybe my favorite line of the decade. With the obvious exception of that “Story about the cow and milk ain’t a fact…” line. Whatuptho?
05. Buck 65 - Blood Of A Young Wolf
If Tom Waits grew up on hip-hop…
A. I wouldn’t loathe Tom Waits
B. He’d be Buck 65
C. He’d never, ever write a song this good.
Taken at face value, the lyrics to this song make no sense whatsoever. However, take as a kind of stream-of-conscious poem, Buck 65 paints a brilliant picture of the complications of modern life, women, technology, music, society in general and a longing for a life that’s simple and pure. “I still love you lying down, k-i-s-s-i-n-g…” Of course, this desire for a different life leads to a couple brilliant lines about losing yourself in the process. “What do I know? Who am I? My two left feet and my big dumb face. I’d do the same if I had the chance, cheat the system, rig the race…” I’ve never heard anyone so eloquently say, “Please, just stop everything for a minute, I’m tired, I’m confused, and I don’t know what I’m doing.” I mean, we all feel that way sometimes.
04. Legion Of Doom - Hands Down Gandhi
I’ve always had kind of a soft spot for mashups and this is easily the best one I’ve ever heard. By mashing together Dashboard Confessional’s “Hands Down” and Sage Francis’ “Slow Down Gandhi,” Legion Of Doom make it nearly impossible to hear either original song the same way again.
Let’s start with Sage Francis:
He’s clearly very upset. I mean, he usually is, but his lines are pointedly venomous on this one. Oddly, the original "Slow Down Gandhi" doesn't sound as urgent. Props to Legion Of Doom for giving this one the canvas it deserves.
“From up here I see Marines and Hummers on a conquest, underdogs with Wonderbras in a push-up contest. All for the sake of military recruitment.”
“I don’t care how half-naked or fake she looks, she smells like dirty cash and aged paper books.”
“If they could sell sanity in a bottle they’d be charging for compressed air.”
“When push turns to shove you jump into your forefather’s arms.”
“When the cameras stop rolling stay the fuck out of the picture pilgrim!”
“Republicrat, Democran, one party system, media goes in a frenzy? They’re stripped of their credentials”
“When the music’s dead I’ll have Ted Nugent’s head hanging on my wall.” (Amen.)
“6 in the morning police at my crib, now my nights consist of two toothpicks and eyelids. A crucifix and vitamins, music that is pirated, new favorite food made of mutated hybrids. They tell me that ‘it’s not that bad. It fucks you up good, but it’s not that bad.’”
And lastly,
“You support the troops by wearing yellow ribbons? Just bring home my motherfuckin’ brothers and sisters.” (That one just kills me.)
Onto the Dashboard Confessional aspect. “Hands Down” is a song about meeting a girl and it being “the best day ever,” however, when juxtaposed with Sage Francis’ rage at a pretty screwed up society, that sounds like the most trivial fucking thing on earth. For making Dashboard Confessional sound even more trivial and ridiculous (no easy task), Legion Of Doom are geniuses.
03. Low - Step
I’m sure your tired of me typing lyrics that you can clearly hear for yourself but this one calls for it.
“Hey, keep an eye on what you say
You think the words just walk away?
But they’re creeping through my brain
Sinking straight into my step”
You think the words just walk away?
But they’re creeping through my brain
Sinking straight into my step”
What makes this song great is it’s essentially an ode to Midwestern, ’Minnesota Nice,’ passive-aggressiveness, a subject that I know tooooo well. If someone says something upsetting, we may not say anything (after all, we’d rather be polite than honest), but you better believe that we have long memories. Words never “just walk away.” They’ll creep into our brains and into our steps for a long time.
Part mission statement, part hometown love letter, part abstract poetry, part accusation, part love song… This is easily the best thing Slug’s ever done. Not just that, but Ant’s beat absolutely destroys speakers. I haven’t found a stereo yet that gets loud enough for this song.
“I don’t know where I’m going but I’ll end up in your arms…”
